This one is from Gavin Esler of Newsnight 22-02-06

Finally

No jokes today - the cupboard is bare of any Jokes Fit for an 11 Year Old. But since I've just returned from Nashville, where I met the queen of country music Dolly Parton, I thought you might like to hear her response to a question from me about whether she had ever thought of running for political office.

"No," she said, because "there have been enough boobs in the White House already without mine."