How To Pickup Jewesses - An Operations Manual

Lesson 1: Kneading the Dough!

This one is easy, like taking candy from a baby. Or a humentashen from a yeshiva boy.


All you have to do is scan the notice boards for the next Challah* making meeting (these usually take place on Fridays). Go along, you don't have to be Jewish you just need to have a cock. Participate in the activity like every one else, help make and mix the dough. Then when it gets to the part where you knead the dough observe very carefully. Look for the chicks (or guys, if you are into that sort of thing) who are really giving that dough a working over. Do they look like they are putting all their frustrations into it (sexual that is)? Do they look like they spent two hours 'flicking the bean' before they came to the meet? Do they handle the stuff like its a cock?
If the answer is yes to any two, or better still, all three questions, then my friend the only word is cha-ching - score! From here it is plain sailing, go over, show compassion, and if you can slip into the conversation that you hate Bjs, for good measure .

*a kosher bread