This is from the Sunday Mirror

"WIFE WANTS ME TO JOIN IN HER ORGIES
12 February 2006
SEXUAL HEALTH

Dear Dr Cath,

MY wife has been having orgies behind my back. And I'm worried she may have given me something."

then Doctor (what what?!) Cath replies

"SWINGING was a big thing in the Seventies......"
then delivers the killer line which has to be quote of the day:

"But at least she's not just having an affair."

What the fuck?! No she is not having an affair ,SHE IS SLEEPING WITH WHOLE BUNCH OF GUYS!!!!!

Oh she does ad:
"Well, group sex is usually just about physical pleasure. There's not much emotion involved, other than lust."

Anyone for Old School?!