All good things

News just in about the diabolic duo know as P&D. After such hilarious antics as the "driving stick" incident of last year, word is that the ones known also as vomit and The 13th Century Philosopher will no longer be hanging outside of Mad Mex offering free rides to shitt frat parties. Vomit apparently, lived up to his reputation when he tried to hit on M. A big no no! As for the philosopher, well word on the street is that he wont be walking them for a while. He is on house arrest. How?! That is not quite clear, but here is a word of advice, which is the quote of the day for today:
"If you get into an altercation and the po-po come to break things up, getting into the patrol car and taking a ride round the block is NOT a good idea"

presumably it was 'stick'