Science lesson

"anal coitus"

basically it is the same as coitus as defined at dictionary.com:
"co·i·tus Pronunciation Key (k-ts, k--)
n. Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis into the vagina."

except in the butt.

Muhahhhhhh

Cheap and Chearful, 30 January 2006

h: Im dating a policeman"
g: so has he shown you his night-stick already?! muahhhhhhhh"

ps
apparently he has

Later That Night At Hemingways, Friday, 27-01-06 sometime after midnight

"This isn't Spice Island; You can pee in the sink"
The guy standing behind me in the line for the toilet

PHI Bar 27-01-2006, Before Midnight

"The friend who does not stop you from drinking is the better friend"
Justin

This one came from Nobody. In fact I don't know what it is doing here

AP1: i can't believe you brought AP3 bowling.
AP2: i did not take her bowling. i'm not renting her shoes. she's not taking your turn.
AP1: why don't you just board her??
AP2: you can't board her. she gets upset and her hair falls out. fucking AP3's got fucking papers.
Nobody

Key:
AP1 - Anonymous Person 1
AP2 - Anonymous Person 2
AP3 - Anonymous Person 3

From That Movie with the late Aaliyah (NOW Heaven has another angel))

"Some you win. And Dim sum you lose"
Maurice/Moron

From That Show Again

'just keep kissing. If we are kissing she can't say scary things'
Jez, Peep Show, Series 3
Friday, January 20, 2006 7:54 AM

Quote of the day comes in response to baby telling Woofies not to be Jealous

"Woof Woof"
Woofies

Loosely translated we believe it to say "Im Ric james bitch!"

Words of Wisdom

"Soon even all the cars will be manufactured in China"
Cab dirver who took me to the airport

After Watching A Doucumentary

"I arrived there and just started filming the next day"
PG, Film Maker
"Yes and that's what it looks like"
RL, gang member
"Its a document not a documentary"
Baby, also in the gang

Posted on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 06:19AM

All this excitment has produced a number of quotes of the day:

"we are not leaving untill we have a baby"

Mother (at the hospital early this morning)

"Baby Tamar has arrived"

Mother

"Stealing stuff makes life cheaper"

Jez

Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 03:24PM

On The Way To Becoming an Uncle

"Ilana called about 2 hours ago to say that the water had broken -they are at the hospital now

love

dad"

Father, Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 04:23AM

About my last job

'a random end to a random two weeks which produced a random film'