This one came from Nobody. In fact I don't know what it is doing here

AP1: i can't believe you brought AP3 bowling.
AP2: i did not take her bowling. i'm not renting her shoes. she's not taking your turn.
AP1: why don't you just board her??
AP2: you can't board her. she gets upset and her hair falls out. fucking AP3's got fucking papers.
Nobody

Key:
AP1 - Anonymous Person 1
AP2 - Anonymous Person 2
AP3 - Anonymous Person 3