Oscar Wilde

Someone sent me this quote of the day:

"Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow. - Oscar Wilde".

I thought I'd check my response with an authoritative source before replying to the email so I wrote to them:

"I got this [email] and was wondering what the "refuge" for incompetence and laziness was :)" Their reply: "I would rather be shallow than a dumb fucking cunt." Nuf said!