OMG Its Emily from Amigos Part 2

While watching friends and looking at my blog ..... 

g: check out the hot tits on that Emily

c: will you shut up already about her tits.

g: come on. If I found a picture of Ross's cock on the internet you would put it on your blog!

5 minutes later .......

So I looked, and there aren't any pictures of David Swimmer naked on the internet. 

Instead here is a picture of Ross with a cock:

or of Ross as a cock:

OMG Its Emily from Amigos

Donut Bumping*

1. donut bumping

A sexual activity involving rugged vaginal contact between two participating females.

Did you see Jane and Denise last night? They were totally donut bumping all night infront of everyone!

Sexual Shlemiel*

Someone who fumbles in love making: you know, he unrolls the condom the wrong way, she does'nt know how to jerk you off - the usual stuff!

* Shelemiel:  Clumsy bungler, an inept person, butter0fingers; dopey person.

Oops..

I spunked myself.

... again.