hey hey I'll do the MCATS

if I can be in a study group with Sally

What's a male cock-tease!?

I dont know. Maybe a titty-tickler or a  muff-buffler ?!

The thing about the cast of Friends

is that they each suck in their own unique special way.

I know I'm not a nerd because...

my Skype away message DOES NOT say:

 "I'll be back for the call right away, gotta take care of some cells"

I love dropping F-bombs

like the other night at dinner when I said:

"you fucking fucking cunt" to the guy who wouldn't pass me the salt.

f-bombs so good!