Turtle, next

time you try to "demote" Ari from Gold to Silver I will break your neck and shit down the hole bitch!

Redeye

Regular drip coffee with a shot of espresso. Also known as Speedball and Caffè M.F.

Definition

Sundance (Film Festival):
For you little guys its a big fucking deal.
For the rest of us, its just an opportunity to fuck a Mormon!

A.G.

Stay in milk!

Drink lots of school!

*to the beach party

Id'e love to go* but it's anal sex night at the Gold family tonight.

Lio Oro

Ari Gold

He IS everything that we are not!

Im not

gay, but if I had to suck one cock ......

He used

to be the Dean. Now he fucking runs Hollywood!

I don't know, but like

in my opinion like I think like that
googling yourself is kind of like fucking yourself, really.

hiking in the desert

"You can't

fuck the prom queen untill she finds out her best friend gave you head under the bleachers"

Ari Gold (because he is better than all of us)