Shoes

Oh

my

god

shoes

Will they wont they? Cast your vote! aka....

....old people flirting




He: Did you make the photocopies for the presentation tomorrow?
She: I want to suck your cock


He: This coffee is really good
She: I want to suck your cock
He: Did I mention how good the coffe is here.
She: I want to suck your cock

Semiotics - signs and signifiers

Chaussures. l'OH mes chaussures d'un dieu

Je pense que vos pieds sont trop grands

Sex and the TEENAGER

Authors: Ralph and Shirley Benner
Publisher: Manor Books Inc.
Publication Place: New York
Year: 1964


Chapter 3: You are a girl
Subsection: Feminine Cleanliness
Page32: "You've all heard about douching. Sometimes it may have been in reference to simple feminine hygene and other times as aa preventative to getting pregnant. Douching is used for both purposes, but it is far more effective as a means for cleansing"

Waiter,

there is a brasier in my bathroom

News from the London Underground

My biggest disappointment

in life, is that I never knew Conway was us yo-yo champ.

If anyone sees that guy please tell me he is my hero.

The words to the song The wind beneath my wings come to mind....

wtf

picture the scene. Its Sunday morning. I'm in the cab, on the way to work having a casual conversation with the driver about public transport.

Driver: For example, the other day last week it was about 3 in the afternoon and I was going to play some poker, so I thought Ide take the bus rather then my car...

Exqueez me?! Baking powder?! Did you just say you went to play poker at 3 in the afternoon on a week day!?

Zahhhhh?!