Guide to France

1. Les Franceises love les Americanes

2. Therefore you should display your red white and blue wih pride

3. The French love les anglais so always approach them in English.

4. Les Franceis eat snails (they call it escargot, but its still a snail) so always eat wholesome american food - Mcdonalds burgeres with frits de lieberte and ketchup.

5. Usefull French words:
bite—dick.
couilles—balls.
nichons—boobs.
film de cul - porn movie

6. Other usefull Words:
sucer- suck (candy)
carresser - fondle
lick - lécher

Read the title carefully

Its the kind of thing you imagine David Hasselhoff rocks out to.

To paraphrase

the woman Im boning: These guys represent the worst part of the blumpkin - the poop

Porn 2: Caress Me Down

So here is the picture of the crotch and the man around it.

Porn

Im working with a guy who looks like Ron Jeremy and he is trying to bone the German intern. What what.