J Crew

My girlfriend is a J Crew model.
Well, she isnt...
But she should be.

100 things you neded to do before you die

101: Bone fuggels in the ass
(no brown bagging or double bagging please)

The Longest Blumpkin

If you pop a couple of Immodiums before she wraps her lips round it.

Information Sharing

(email to baby after a trip to the doctor)

The dr said i had an infection behihd the ear drum and now its popped and the fluesh is oozing out.
she said (as her tiny titts bounced up and down in her tight black top) that it should go away by Monday.

I love you. rinsin in ibetha

HAPPY NOW ?!?!?!

I love chicks with big tits, (especially if they have extensive knowledge of human biology)

at work as well

what he said: "what do you think we should do about the music for this scene"
what I thought: "you are a fucking useless cunt. go and write your script instead of annoying me. you useless piece of humanity"