marc: "If I get a bonk on I'll just say its a buckle"

halarities from the 1950's

Definition of a housewife: A gadget that you screw on the bed that does your housework

more things in their rightful place

Football is coming home

yes this IS a picture of a urinal
and YES that is a little goal and plastic pitch

A Spider-Man (things you learn in the rEAL wORLD)

This is what I learned at drinks at the Thai place after work:

A Spider-Man : So you are doing your bird from behind. Just before you come, you pull out and come in your hand. You slam it in her face and as you pull the hand back you go "Spider-Man, Spider-Man...."

Who says the rEAL wORLD sucks?!

BLUMPKIN

Did you see that Header by Zidan?! AWSOME!!!!!

you know it baby

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.