from the rEAL wORLD (a slice of life)

g: baby go make me some food
c: Im a working woman now we have to share the load
g: giving blumpkins is not a job

things you need to know if you come visit us

SHE gave me a blumpkin

from Kissing Jessica Stein

ho beyotch: what do you do to make you happy?
uptight beyotch: nothing. Im not.

Adventures from the rEAL wORLD: going to the bank

c&g: Hello friendly bank attendant, we would like to open a joint bank account.
Friendly bank attendant: are you newlyweds?
c&g: ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

blah blah blah
some minutes later

Friendly bank attnedant: C, you dont have an income at the moment so Im going to put your occupation as Home Maker, is that ok?!!!!

ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

I saw this and thougth of you ( HBM)

ps
This is my mousematt at work - who says the real world sucks.

things you see on the streets of London