His name is Chris

he goes to Cornell.
Identifying features: Blue jeans, red t shirt, penis on right cheek

hbm (things you learn from)

teabags

You can't choose family, but you can choose to stay away from it.

Tridelt Formal (things you learn at)

"If you are going to surf the internet for porn you better know what you are looking for. Otherwise you might find out about a whole bunch of stuff you never even wanted to know existed"