c: "baby poke my ass. Doesn't it feel more muscular?!"

I never knew SOY BEANS made you so drunk!

having breakfast

I heard a big thud.
"what happend baby?"
"I thought I dropped a Cheerio"

balls

.... no cock

I downt waant your laife

from that documentary

Get your hands off my man Beyotch!!!

Getting all Cultural and stuff

"Americans often wear white sneakers, shorts and baseball hats when abroad - why?"
Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth's London Insider Tips For You, Tip No. 3: Do as Londoners do.

THE MOX

crying into a whipped cream bikini is not an option!

Does KY jelly come from Kentucky?

you know

you are a redneck when

you sold your car to settle a bar tab.

froggy rocks

Things to do after going to PHI

1.go to Wendys and smokeup
2. puke
3. look in mirror the next morning and fail to realise, yet again, that you are a fucktard

Dont call your fraternity a frat

baby and i are starting a fuckturnity
its an exclusive non egalitarian two member frat, except on some occasion when we might invite one or two others to visit.

so do call your our fraternity a frat
even if you dont call your country a cunt.

Meretricious, mer-&-'tri-sh&s, Adjective

1. [archaic] Like or relating to a prostitute
"meretricious relationships"

who needs friends when you have drinking buddies

yeeeeehaawwwwwww!

Im 22

and that's how many drinks I had tonight

Chunder update

After further investigation, this reconstruction of the event was made

Something you write a thesis with

HLOF
Huge Leap of Faith

Visit new place & see the word

hbm: "Im going to study arabic, but I'm not sure what the fuck I can do with that?!"
g: "You could join al qaeda"

I think I'm going to Chunder

But who was it?

An examination of the crime scene has found this patch of chunder near the bar (circle a.). The actual patch was located a few yards up the street (circle b).

A detailed forensic examination, as well as accounts of beer chugging contests last night have incontrovertibly pointed the finger at one man:

O R G B!


now I ask you, is that any way to Behave?!

Where

is the dudes rug?
Not the one Maude took the one Wu peed on?